Each bee is allowed two hours outside of the hive every day in order to stretch their tiny, tiny legs. You can trust us. Not one of our bees have ever tried to join a union, despite what the media may tell you.
LESS THAN 3 CALORIES PER BEE
Our bees are both nutritious and low cal. Nutrisystem may have Marie Osmond, but we actually make you lose weight with these bees. You’ll be so stressed that you won’t want to eat again.
Tired of going to the grocery store and finding bees priced at $10 a gallon? Tired of trespassing at your local Orkin headquarters only to find all the bees eaten already? Are you tired? By God, are you just exhausted?.
HOT BEES IN YOUR AREA.
We have what you may or may not be looking for.
A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE
“These bees read my palms and convinced me to break up with my boyfriend and move out. They tell me their secrets. SO. FUN.”
“I can’t stress enough how much this box has changed my life. I feel like a little girl on Christmas when I find it in front of the door! Now instead of being depressed without bees, I can be depressed with bees.”
“I’m a baby and I love these bees.”
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